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🎷 NIHIL !

| Name: | Alexandre Nihil Emeritus |
|---|---|
| Title: | Papa Emeritus Nihil (0, Nil) |
| Age: | 82 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Pronouns: | He/Him |
| Origin: | Earth, Italy |
| Alignment: | Lawful Evil |
| Appearance: |
|---|
| Hair: White, grey (short, thinning and balding) |
| Eyes: White (cloudy) |
| Height: 184cm / 6'1 |
| Other: Notable skeletal face paint |
| Likes: | Dislikes: |
|---|---|
| - rock music - horror films - writing - stamp collecting | - not being the one in control of a given situation - poorly executed plotlines - long presentations - rejection - shellfish - showtunes - small talk - loud expressions of joy |
| Favorites: |
|---|
| Food: Beijing Beef |
| Drink: Diet Coca-Cola |
| Color: Orange |
| Animal: Tiger |
| Band: Opeth |
| Movie: The Exorcist |
| Book: "Huh? I don't know!" |
| Stats: |
|---|
| Speed: 3/10 |
| Strength: 4/10 |
| Dexterity: 6/10 |
| Intelligence: 6/10 |
| Wisdom: 8/10 |
| Charisma: 7/10 |
A retired rock star from a bygone era... Who also happens to be the senior figurehead of a very secretive and suspicious religious organization.Being the head of a Satanic Church is no easy task - Nihil knows that very well. Despite his old age, his soul is young, and he tends to get bored with his work.He's haunted by his past choices, and even though he's still a major royal pain in the ass, Nihil tries to do what he can to make it up to the people he's wronged... Well, he doesn't try very hard, but he tries nonetheless.

Born in the Italian countryside, Nihil was raised in a devout Catholic household. When he left home in his early adulthood, he forged his own path and found his own faith, joining a growing movement of witches who believed that the fallen angel Lucifer was the rightful ruler of the spiritual and mortal planes; that the Christian God had long abandoned his human creations, and that the Devil was coming to help show the lost sheep the true, primal, magical side of reality.In his 30s, Nihil made an effort to spread his scripture using his natural talent of musical performance; with the help of some hellborn Ghouls provided by the church, he formed a band called Ghost, and released his 3-song album - Seven Inches of Satanic Panic to wide acclaim.Unfortunately, his stardom got to his head, leading to him making some unfavorable decisions - after that, he put up the saxophone, and allowed his sibling to take control of the Ghost project instead.

| Traits! | |
|---|---|
| Saxophonist | Tends to space out |
| Selfish | Full of regret |
| #1 Hater | Fickle |
| Fun Facts! |
|---|
| Has become the very same authority he hated in his youth |
| LOVES film - will watch movie marathons in his free time |
| Despite wanting all responsibility taken off of his shoulders, he doesn't really trust anyone else to make decisions besides himself |
| Relationships: | |
|---|---|
| Sibling: | Dante Primo "Papa I" Emeritus |
| (Ex) Wife: | Marie "Sister Imperator" Emeritus |
| Son: | Antonio Secondo "Papa II" Emeritus |
| Son: | Lorenzo Terzo "Papa III" Emeritus |
| Son: | Angelo Copia "Cardinal Copia", "Papa IV", "Frater Imperator" Emeritus |
| Child: | Valentine Fiasco "Papa V Perpetua" Emeritus |
🥀 PRIMO !

| Name: | Dante Primo Emeritus |
|---|---|
| Title: | Papa Emeritus I |
| Age: | 78 |
| Gender: | Non-Binary (AFAB) |
| Pronouns: | They/Them |
| Origin: | Earth, Italy |
| Alignment: | Chaotic Neutral |
| Appearance: |
|---|
| Hair: Platinum blonde (long, flowing and whispy) |
| Eyes: Brown (right), white (left) |
| Height: 184cm / 6'1 |
| Other: Notable skeletal face paint. Covered in tattoos from neck to ankle. At-home top surgery |
| Likes: | Dislikes: |
|---|---|
| - rock music - horror films - writing - gardening - baking | - impatient people - bigots - cops - prudes |
| Favorites: |
|---|
| Food: Carrot Cake |
| Drink: Yerba Matte |
| Color: Green |
| Animal: Deer |
| Band: Goldfinger |
| Movie: Scary Movie |
| Book: ??? |
| Stats: |
|---|
| Speed: 6/10 |
| Strength: 6/10 |
| Dexterity: 10/10 |
| Intelligence: 10/10 |
| Wisdom: 10/10 |
| Charisma: 8/10 |
A direct reflection of their brother Nihil, Primo is a certified free spirit. They do as they please and live their life as their most true and unashamed self.Their days of performing for large crowds are behind them, and they couldn't be happier to have the time to themself. At the end of the day, Primo may just be the friendliest and most agreeable member of the Emeritus lineage.

Raised as a conservative little girl, Primo had always yearned for a life of adventure and self-fulfillment. When it was offered to them in the form of their brother introducing an alternative faith, they gladly took their chance at freedom.When Nihil's Ghost project had been abandoned, Primo picked up the pieces and rebranded the project as a doom metal band, greatly inspired by their own interests. They carried the project into MySpace, where it began gaining popularity (and has yet to stop since then.)After a few years of frontman-ing for the band, Primo had decided that their fun had ended, and that it was time to pass the torch. They awarded ownership of the project to their nephew Secondo, and happily retired, relaxing in the Ministry gardens and apothecary.

| Traits! | |
|---|---|
| Vegan | Surprisingly tech savvy |
| Relaxed | Somewhat unpredictable |
| Old-school punk | Stoner |
| Gardener | Master baker and chef |
| Fun Facts! |
|---|
| Secretly works at a record store outside of the Ministry on the weekends. |
| Has a gardening-focused Tumblr blog - posts roughly 5 times daily. |
| Insane green thumb; has a private garden on Ministry grounds. |
| Loves kids - has no problem looking after little ones if asked. |
| Motorcycle enthusiast. |
| Relationships: | |
|---|---|
| Brother: | Alexandre "Papa" Nihil Emeritus |
| Nephew: | Antonio Secondo "Papa II" Emeritus |
| Nephew: | Lorenzo Terzo "Papa III" Emeritus |
| Nephew: | Angelo Copia "Cardinal Copia", "Papa IV", "Frater Imperator" Emeritus |
| Nephew: | Valentine Fiasco "Papa V Perpetua" Emeritus |
🐍 SECONDO !

| Name: | Antonio Secondo Emeritus |
|---|---|
| Title: | Papa Emeritus II |
| Age: | 60 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Pronouns: | He/Him |
| Origin: | Earth, Italy |
| Alignment: | Lawful Evil |
| Appearance: |
|---|
| Hair: BALD (naturally dark-haired. Hairy everywhere besides on top.) |
| Eyes: Green (right), white (left) |
| Height: 195cm / 6'5 |
| Other: Notable skeletal face paint. Wields a staff with his regalia. |
| Likes: | Dislikes: |
|---|---|
| - rock music - books - playing guitar - reptiles - peace and quiet | - chatty people - showtunes - small talk - loud expressions of joy - children |
| Favorites: |
|---|
| Food: Pasta |
| Drink: Black coffee |
| Color: Black |
| Animal: Snake |
| Band: Sabaton |
| Movie: ??? |
| Book: Carmilla |
| Stats: |
|---|
| Speed: 7/10 |
| Strength: 8/10 |
| Dexterity: 8/10 |
| Intelligence: 9/10 |
| Wisdom: 9/10 |
| Charisma: 9/10 |
Secondo is perhaps one of the most mysterious members of the Emeritus family. Known as a mysterious introvert and expert no-fucks-giver, many members of the church describe him as very difficult to get along with.

The eldest of the 2nd generation of Emeritus brothers, Secondo grew up taking care of his younger siblings and understood his responsibilities from a very early age. Readying himself for Papacy was a path he had been on since he could walk.... But when the time finally came for him to take his uncle's place as the next figurehead of the Ministry, he still found himself feeling unfulfilled, despite believing that his entire life had led up to this moment...After a long talk with Primo, he proudly stood his ground as not only the spokesman for the church, but also as the frontman of Ghost... Although he quickly grew tired of it, and generously relinquished musical duties to his younger brother.Once he had retired from Papacy, Secondo hid himself away in the Ministry library archives, where he sits and binds books by firelight on his own...He also owns a strip club, but that's more of a side thing.

| Traits! | |
|---|---|
| Blunt | Introverted |
| Somewhat shy | Stoic |
| Stubborn | Well-read |
| Has a very memorable glare | Responsible |
| Rather cold-blooded | Not exactly in touch with his emotions |
| Fun Facts! |
|---|
| Would much rather step on a mine than have a conversation that lasts more than 30 minutes (usually.) |
| Has a quiet affinity for werewolves. |
| Dislikes being near children, but children seem to enjoy his company a lot. |
| Has 4 pet Dobermans, which he found abandoned on the side of the road while he was on tour. Their names are |
| Relationships: | |
|---|---|
| Father: | Alexandre "Papa" Nihil Emeritus |
| Uncle: | Dante Primo "Papa I" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Lorenzo Terzo "Papa III" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Angelo Copia "Cardinal Copia", "Papa IV", "Frater Imperator" Emeritus |
| Sibling: | Valentine Fiasco "Papa V Perpetua" Emeritus |
🔮 TERZO !

| Name: | Lorenzo Terzo Emeritus |
|---|---|
| Title: | Papa Emeritus III |
| Age: | 60 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Pronouns: | He/Him/Them |
| Origin: | Earth, Italy |
| Alignment: | Chaotic Evil |
| Appearance: |
|---|
| Hair: BALD (naturally dark-haired. Hairy everywhere besides on top.) |
| Eyes: Green (right), white (left) |
| Height: 195cm / 6'5 |
| Other: Notable skeletal face paint. Wields a staff with his regalia. |
| Likes: | Dislikes: |
|---|---|
| - rock music - books - playing guitar - reptiles - peace and quiet | - chatty people - showtunes - small talk - loud expressions of joy - children |
| Favorites: |
|---|
| Food: Pasta |
| Drink: Black coffee |
| Color: Black |
| Animal: Snake |
| Band: Sabaton |
| Movie: ??? |
| Book: Carmilla |
| Stats: |
|---|
| Speed: 7/10 |
| Strength: 7/10 |
| Dexterity: 8/10 |
| Intelligence: 8/10 |
| Wisdom: 8/10 |
| Charisma: 10/10 |
Secondo is perhaps one of the most mysterious members of the Emeritus family. Known as a mysterious introvert and expert no-fucks-giver, many members of the church describe him as very difficult to get along with.

The eldest of the 2nd generation of Emeritus brothers, Secondo grew up taking care of his younger siblings and understood his responsibilities from a very early age. Readying himself for Papacy was a path he had been on since he could walk.... But when the time finally came for him to take his uncle's place as the next figurehead of the Ministry, he still found himself feeling unfulfilled, despite believing that his entire life had led up to this moment...After a long talk with Primo, he proudly stood his ground as not only the spokesman for the church, but also as the frontman of Ghost... Although he quickly grew tired of it, and generously relinquished musical duties to his younger brother.Once he had retired from Papacy, Secondo hid himself away in the Ministry library archives, where he sits and binds books by firelight on his own...He also owns a strip club, but that's more of a side thing.

| Traits! | |
|---|---|
| Blunt | Introverted |
| Somewhat shy | Stoic |
| Stubborn | Well-read |
| Has a very memorable glare | Responsible |
| Rather cold-blooded | Not exactly in touch with his emotions |
| Fun Facts! |
|---|
| Would much rather step on a mine than have a conversation that lasts more than 30 minutes (usually.) |
| Has a quiet affinity for werewolves. |
| Dislikes being near children, but children seem to enjoy his company a lot. |
| Has 4 pet Dobermans, which he found abandoned on the side of the road while he was on tour. Their names are |
| Relationships: | |
|---|---|
| Father: | Alexandre "Papa" Nihil Emeritus |
| Uncle: | Dante Primo "Papa I" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Antonio Secondo "Papa II" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Angelo Copia "Cardinal Copia", "Papa IV", "Frater Imperator" Emeritus |
| Sibling: | Valentine Fiasco "Papa V Perpetua" Emeritus |
🕯 CARDINAL !

| Name: | Angelo Copia Emeritus |
|---|---|
| Title: | Cardinal Copia |
| Age: | 55 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Pronouns: | He/Him |
| Origin: | Earth, Italy |
| Alignment: | Lawful Evil |
| Appearance: |
|---|
| Hair: BALD (naturally dark-haired. Hairy everywhere besides on top.) |
| Eyes: Green (right), white (left) |
| Height: 195cm / 6'5 |
| Other: Notable skeletal face paint. Wields a staff with his regalia. |
| Likes: | Dislikes: |
|---|---|
| - rock music - books - playing guitar - reptiles - peace and quiet | - chatty people - showtunes - small talk - loud expressions of joy - children |
| Favorites: |
|---|
| Food: Pasta |
| Drink: Black coffee |
| Color: Black |
| Animal: Snake |
| Band: Sabaton |
| Movie: ??? |
| Book: Carmilla |
| Stats: |
|---|
| Speed: 6/10 |
| Strength: 6/10 |
| Dexterity: 8/10 |
| Intelligence: 8/10 |
| Wisdom: 8/10 |
| Charisma: 6/10 |
Secondo is perhaps one of the most mysterious members of the Emeritus family. Known as a mysterious introvert and expert no-fucks-giver, many members of the church describe him as very difficult to get along with.

The eldest of the 2nd generation of Emeritus brothers, Secondo grew up taking care of his younger siblings and understood his responsibilities from a very early age. Readying himself for Papacy was a path he had been on since he could walk.... But when the time finally came for him to take his uncle's place as the next figurehead of the Ministry, he still found himself feeling unfulfilled, despite believing that his entire life had led up to this moment...After a long talk with Primo, he proudly stood his ground as not only the spokesman for the church, but also as the frontman of Ghost... Although he quickly grew tired of it, and generously relinquished musical duties to his younger brother.Once he had retired from Papacy, Secondo hid himself away in the Ministry library archives, where he sits and binds books by firelight on his own...He also owns a strip club, but that's more of a side thing.

| Traits! | |
|---|---|
| Blunt | Introverted |
| Somewhat shy | Stoic |
| Stubborn | Well-read |
| Has a very memorable glare | Responsible |
| Rather cold-blooded | Not exactly in touch with his emotions |
| Fun Facts! |
|---|
| Would much rather step on a mine than have a conversation that lasts more than 30 minutes (usually.) |
| Has a quiet affinity for werewolves. |
| Dislikes being near children, but children seem to enjoy his company a lot. |
| Has 4 pet Dobermans, which he found abandoned on the side of the road while he was on tour. Their names are |
| Relationships: | |
|---|---|
| Father: | Alexandre "Papa" Nihil Emeritus |
| Mother: | Marie "Sister Imperator" Emeritus |
| Uncle: | Dante Primo "Papa I" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Antonio Secondo "Papa II" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Lorenzo Terzo "Papa III" Emeritus |
| Twin sibling: | Valentine Fiasco "Papa V Perpetua" Emeritus |
COPIA !

| Name: | Angelo Copia Emeritus |
|---|---|
| Title: | Cardinal Copia |
| Age: | 55 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Pronouns: | He/Him |
| Origin: | Earth, Italy |
| Alignment: | Lawful Evil |
| Appearance: |
|---|
| Hair: BALD (naturally dark-haired. Hairy everywhere besides on top.) |
| Eyes: Green (right), white (left) |
| Height: 195cm / 6'5 |
| Other: Notable skeletal face paint. Wields a staff with his regalia. |
| Likes: | Dislikes: |
|---|---|
| - rock music - books - playing guitar - reptiles - peace and quiet | - chatty people - showtunes - small talk - loud expressions of joy - children |
| Favorites: |
|---|
| Food: Pasta |
| Drink: Black coffee |
| Color: Black |
| Animal: Snake |
| Band: Sabaton |
| Movie: ??? |
| Book: Carmilla |
| Stats: |
|---|
| Speed: 6/10 |
| Strength: 6/10 |
| Dexterity: 8/10 |
| Intelligence: 8/10 |
| Wisdom: 8/10 |
| Charisma: 6/10 |
Secondo is perhaps one of the most mysterious members of the Emeritus family. Known as a mysterious introvert and expert no-fucks-giver, many members of the church describe him as very difficult to get along with.

The eldest of the 2nd generation of Emeritus brothers, Secondo grew up taking care of his younger siblings and understood his responsibilities from a very early age. Readying himself for Papacy was a path he had been on since he could walk.... But when the time finally came for him to take his uncle's place as the next figurehead of the Ministry, he still found himself feeling unfulfilled, despite believing that his entire life had led up to this moment...After a long talk with Primo, he proudly stood his ground as not only the spokesman for the church, but also as the frontman of Ghost... Although he quickly grew tired of it, and generously relinquished musical duties to his younger brother.Once he had retired from Papacy, Secondo hid himself away in the Ministry library archives, where he sits and binds books by firelight on his own...He also owns a strip club, but that's more of a side thing.

| Traits! | |
|---|---|
| Blunt | Introverted |
| Somewhat shy | Stoic |
| Stubborn | Well-read |
| Has a very memorable glare | Responsible |
| Rather cold-blooded | Not exactly in touch with his emotions |
| Fun Facts! |
|---|
| Would much rather step on a mine than have a conversation that lasts more than 30 minutes (usually.) |
| Has a quiet affinity for werewolves. |
| Dislikes being near children, but children seem to enjoy his company a lot. |
| Has 4 pet Dobermans, which he found abandoned on the side of the road while he was on tour. Their names are |
| Relationships: | |
|---|---|
| Father: | Alexandre "Papa" Nihil Emeritus |
| Mother: | Marie "Sister Imperator" Emeritus |
| Uncle: | Dante Primo "Papa I" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Antonio Secondo "Papa II" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Lorenzo Terzo "Papa III" Emeritus |
| Twin sibling: | Valentine Fiasco "Papa V Perpetua" Emeritus |
COPIA !

| Name: | Angelo Copia Emeritus |
|---|---|
| Title: | Cardinal Copia |
| Age: | 55 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Pronouns: | He/Him |
| Origin: | Earth, Italy |
| Alignment: | Lawful Evil |
| Appearance: |
|---|
| Hair: BALD (naturally dark-haired. Hairy everywhere besides on top.) |
| Eyes: Green (right), white (left) |
| Height: 195cm / 6'5 |
| Other: Notable skeletal face paint. Wields a staff with his regalia. |
| Likes: | Dislikes: |
|---|---|
| - rock music - books - playing guitar - reptiles - peace and quiet | - chatty people - showtunes - small talk - loud expressions of joy - children |
| Favorites: |
|---|
| Food: Pasta |
| Drink: Black coffee |
| Color: Black |
| Animal: Snake |
| Band: Sabaton |
| Movie: ??? |
| Book: Carmilla |
| Stats: |
|---|
| Speed: 6/10 |
| Strength: 6/10 |
| Dexterity: 8/10 |
| Intelligence: 8/10 |
| Wisdom: 8/10 |
| Charisma: 6/10 |
Secondo is perhaps one of the most mysterious members of the Emeritus family. Known as a mysterious introvert and expert no-fucks-giver, many members of the church describe him as very difficult to get along with.

The eldest of the 2nd generation of Emeritus brothers, Secondo grew up taking care of his younger siblings and understood his responsibilities from a very early age. Readying himself for Papacy was a path he had been on since he could walk.... But when the time finally came for him to take his uncle's place as the next figurehead of the Ministry, he still found himself feeling unfulfilled, despite believing that his entire life had led up to this moment...After a long talk with Primo, he proudly stood his ground as not only the spokesman for the church, but also as the frontman of Ghost... Although he quickly grew tired of it, and generously relinquished musical duties to his younger brother.Once he had retired from Papacy, Secondo hid himself away in the Ministry library archives, where he sits and binds books by firelight on his own...He also owns a strip club, but that's more of a side thing.

| Traits! | |
|---|---|
| Blunt | Introverted |
| Somewhat shy | Stoic |
| Stubborn | Well-read |
| Has a very memorable glare | Responsible |
| Rather cold-blooded | Not exactly in touch with his emotions |
| Fun Facts! |
|---|
| Would much rather step on a mine than have a conversation that lasts more than 30 minutes (usually.) |
| Has a quiet affinity for werewolves. |
| Dislikes being near children, but children seem to enjoy his company a lot. |
| Has 4 pet Dobermans, which he found abandoned on the side of the road while he was on tour. Their names are |
| Relationships: | |
|---|---|
| Father: | Alexandre "Papa" Nihil Emeritus |
| Mother: | Marie "Sister Imperator" Emeritus |
| Uncle: | Dante Primo "Papa I" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Antonio Secondo "Papa II" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Lorenzo Terzo "Papa III" Emeritus |
| Twin Sibling: | Valentine Fiasco "Papa V Perpetua" Emeritus |
V !

| Name: | Valentine Fiasco Perpetua |
|---|---|
| Title: | Papa V Perpetua |
| Age: | 55 |
| Gender: | Non-Binary |
| Pronouns: | He/Them |
| Origin: | Earth, Italy |
| Alignment: | Chaotic Evil |
| Appearance: |
|---|
| Hair: BALD (naturally dark-haired. Hairy everywhere besides on top.) |
| Eyes: Green (right), white (left) |
| Height: 195cm / 6'5 |
| Other: Notable skeletal face paint. Wields a staff with his regalia. |
| Likes: | Dislikes: |
|---|---|
| - rock music - books - playing guitar - reptiles - peace and quiet | - chatty people - showtunes - small talk - loud expressions of joy - children |
| Favorites: |
|---|
| Food: Pasta |
| Drink: Black coffee |
| Color: Black |
| Animal: Snake |
| Band: Sabaton |
| Movie: ??? |
| Book: Carmilla |
| Stats: |
|---|
| Speed: 6/10 |
| Strength: 6/10 |
| Dexterity: 8/10 |
| Intelligence: 8/10 |
| Wisdom: 8/10 |
| Charisma: 6/10 |
Secondo is perhaps one of the most mysterious members of the Emeritus family. Known as a mysterious introvert and expert no-fucks-giver, many members of the church describe him as very difficult to get along with.

The eldest of the 2nd generation of Emeritus brothers, Secondo grew up taking care of his younger siblings and understood his responsibilities from a very early age. Readying himself for Papacy was a path he had been on since he could walk.... But when the time finally came for him to take his uncle's place as the next figurehead of the Ministry, he still found himself feeling unfulfilled, despite believing that his entire life had led up to this moment...After a long talk with Primo, he proudly stood his ground as not only the spokesman for the church, but also as the frontman of Ghost... Although he quickly grew tired of it, and generously relinquished musical duties to his younger brother.Once he had retired from Papacy, Secondo hid himself away in the Ministry library archives, where he sits and binds books by firelight on his own...He also owns a strip club, but that's more of a side thing.

| Traits! | |
|---|---|
| Blunt | Introverted |
| Somewhat shy | Stoic |
| Stubborn | Well-read |
| Has a very memorable glare | Responsible |
| Rather cold-blooded | Not exactly in touch with his emotions |
| Fun Facts! |
|---|
| Would much rather step on a mine than have a conversation that lasts more than 30 minutes (usually.) |
| Has a quiet affinity for werewolves. |
| Dislikes being near children, but children seem to enjoy his company a lot. |
| Has 4 pet Dobermans, which he found abandoned on the side of the road while he was on tour. Their names are |
| Relationships: | |
|---|---|
| Father: | Alexandre "Papa" Nihil Emeritus |
| Mother: | Marie "Sister Imperator" Emeritus |
| Uncle: | Dante Primo "Papa I" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Antonio Secondo "Papa II" Emeritus |
| Brother: | Lorenzo Terzo "Papa III" Emeritus |
| Twin Brother: | Angelo Copia "Cardinal Copia", "Papa IV", "Frater Imperator" Emeritus |




















































































































































